Riley, 16, who discovers that there is no Utopia anywhere. Furious that her dad and stepmom force her to go to Christian camp, she works hard to be a plague on all the Bible-based activities. Her world is about being fat and having a serious guy habit and coping with her grief for her dead mom. At church camp, she can’t wait to have sex with a gorgeous counselor, but she refuses him when he won’t wear a condom. She does bond with fellow camper Dylan, recently disabled (though he hates that word), and together they plan a secret vision quest into the nearby desert.