Man – do it right! This is a really short, hilarious guide for men to every woman's heart. Did you ever secretly gaze at a woman across the room and wondered what would be a foolproof way to chat her up? Without getting slapped upon your head in the end, I mean. Hands down, 95% of the fair sex is complicated as hell and should come with an instruction manual. Since such a manual would be thicker than the encyclopedia, why don't we start with a simple thing? A handbook for a successful first contact. In this easy step by step guide, I’m going to roll out the red carpet in front of you to the girl of your dreams. The only thing you have to do now is take one step at a time. And trust me, I know what I’m talking about. I’m a woman, I have decent taste, and I practically breathe romance. Flirting has never been this much fun!