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Vaughn Asher. Ive stalked him relentlessly. I shaped and formed my lust into the perfect dirty hashtagday after day weekend after weekend. He was my prince. My fairy tale. My fantasy.

I gave him the best years of my online life and what did he do for me?

Ruined my social media experience one tweet at a time. Thats what.

MovieStar @VaughnAsher
@FilthyBlueBird #Fantastic #BackToNatureFucking
#MissingSomething #You

And now #TheDickWhoIsVaughnAsher thinks he can weasel his way back into this filthy blue birds Twitter account? Hes wrong.

His public fantasy is about to collide ah, fuck it. Hes hot as hell, bitches. I need more than a free sample. This time I want it all and Ill do whatever it takes to get it.

Romance