Martians, Go Home

Martians. They're everywhere. In your closet. Under your bed. Everywhere. They can't actually touch you, any more than you can touch them; what they can do is blat out your secrets. Your every little misdeed and petty hypocrisy (to say nothing of the condition of your intimate under apparel) will soon be public knowledge.
You're not alone, of course; everyone on Earth from the Joint Chiefs Staff to your local stockbroker will be getting the same treatment. Can the human race withstand this total overesposure? Of course not! And that is the invaders' Plan: to turn us into a bunch of lunatics, and then steal our planet. Only one person knows how to neutralize the Martians. And they've already driven him crazy...