The Accidental Virgin

You were so promising at the beginning; Sexy, smart, personable and funny. Great on dates and really great afterward-if you know what I mean. But this is a sad state of affairs; or, in your case, non-affairs! It's been nearly an entire year and you haven't had your way with even one eligible male. You've been working so hard concocting sexy lingerie for Thongs.com - and really, Stacy, if that little pink velvet bustier didn't put you in the mood, I don't know what to say that you haven't even tried to be coaxed out of your own thong.com! Are you listening, Stacy? Seven days to find the perfect man - or else! Happy hunting!