The Bro Code For Parents

"Congratulations!" You're about to have a kid? Well, Bro, you might be asking yourself a series of important questions:
* Will I ever be able to do awesome things again?
* Will I be able to afford this?
* Can I ever have sex again?
* Will I be a good parent?
* Am I able to love this child as much as I love my own life?
Well, the answer to all of these questions is a rock solid "no." But just because your life is now a petrifying turd on the canvas of life doesn't mean your kid has to be as lame as you're about to become. Which is why Barney has written this book.