Attack of the Stuff

In what is described as an 8 year olds fever dream, New York Times bestselling author introduces us to Bill Waddler. Bill is a duck who dreams of being smothered by farting snakes. He also has a special gift. He is able to hear appliances complain. Imagine what toilets would complain about. Bill doesnt need to imagine. While working as a cash-only hay seller (that doesnt accept credit cards) , Bill doesnt know that he, and a very confused orange juice sales clerk, are about to save the world. If you could hear this book complain, it would be saying where have you been all my life?