Life Lessons from Xena, Warrior Princess

"In an ancient land of turmoil, villages, warlords, Gods and Kings cried out, as one, for salvation. Only one warrior could answer their prayers...



I am Xena.

I am Warrior Princess.

My secrets may guide you

— in business, pleasure and love...

I am here to help.

READ ON !"



[From: Life Lessons from Xena, Warrior Princess: A Guide to Happiness, Success, and Body Armor. [A Parody] [ILLUSTRATED](Paperback)]. The syndicated cable TV show Xena, Warrior Princess has become a hot cult favorite, and catapulted into the ratings stratosphere. Life Lessons from Xena, Warrior Princess is a campy guide to what the greatest heroine of all has to teach about today's world. For example, "(...) anytime you're ambushed by several dozen gladiators, cry out for help, immediately. It is selfish and greedy to kill them all your self." |...| Who could've known that a breast-plated heroine who hails from somewhere in ancient history would catapult into the TV ratings stratosphere? That's exactly what has happened with Xena, Warrior Princess, the show that featured Lucy Lawless on a mission to help the downtrodden free themselves from tyranny and injustice. Xena was first introduced in an episode of Hercules as an intrepid warrior bent on destroying the heroic character. But she changed sides when her own army betrayed her. Each episode featured our gal surrounded by baric tribes, slave traders, and a host of other evils, as she righteously battled for good. In addition, Xena became a hot cult favorite, with devotees who pay homage through fan clubs and websites. Life Lessons from Xena, Warrior Princess — featuring Xena's philosophy of life — is a campy guide to what the greatest heroine of them all has to teach about today's world.