Old Man Drinks

Lose those girly cocktails and start drinking like a real mana real old man! These Old Man Drinks are guaranteed to put hair on that scrawny babys bottom you call a chest. From Boilermakers and Sidecars to Rusty Nails and Satans Whiskers, these old-school party starters go down just as rough as they sound. No pink drinks or foo-foo umbrellas here! Just the good stuffwhiskey, rye, bourbon, ginand some priceless life lessons that only the very old can provide. So man up, quit your bitchin, and grab a stool, cause its gonna be a long night.