Death Machines of Death -

Vince Kramer

Eraserhead Press

2013

130 páginas

4h 20m

ISBN-13: 9781621051169

An apocalyptic horror comedy. All machines suddenly come to life for some reason and go on a rampage to kill every human being on the planet. Welcome to the Big Old Gaylord Opryland Resort! Sure, there's a comet flying through space bringing all machinery to life and killing everybody, but don't worry about that! Here, have a sandwich! Visit our many attractions! See our massive convention center (of death), our beautiful atrium (of death), and our arcade (of death)! Ignore the massive senior citizen orgy. Don't talk to the kid in the wheelchair. We guarantee the elevator will not transform you into a cyborg. Mr. Coffee isn't trying to kill you. And there is absolutely nothing suspicious going on in the basement. (Don't go down there though, seriously). Take a load off, have a good time, and prepare to die!