One day, I, CORDELIA CODD, will be glamorous. I'll take taxis everywhere, have a ridiculous-looking, floppy little dog, and Wednesdays will be manicure day. But for now, I'm stuck with a 50% reduction in parents two mean ex-best friends rubbish day Wednesdays and a mum with a broken heart. Dad has GOT to come home and help me out...