What could be crazier than a 200-year-old Egyptian mummy detective moving in next door?
How about:
* An army of brainwahsed baboons?
* A flying bandaged dog's-bottom?
* A talking cat goddess?
* An evil sorcerer from another world?
Somehow, Niall Rivers has got to deal with all of them.
Still, it's not the end of the world . . . Is it?