The Truth About Chuck Norris

Since its emergence from the bowels of the Internet, the Chuck Norris Fact has roundhouse kicked its way into the world s consciousness with all the vim and nerve of namesake. Singins the praises of his unequaled toughness, his mighty kickin feet, his indestructible beard, his frightening virility, and his ability to stop time by thinking about pineapples, The Truth Abou Chuck Norris is the one book brave enough to go behind the beard and reveal the real Chuck.



Ian Spector, webmaster of the site that started the meme and survivor of a real-life encounter with Chuck himself, has selected the four hundrede most kick-ass facts from his library of thousands, as well as illustrations as awesomen as the man himself. This death-defying volume includes such awe-inspiring observations as:



A cobra once bit Chuck Norris s leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.



Chuck Norris can charge a cell phone by rubbing it against his beard.



Chuck Norris was the first person to tame a dinosaur.