Patrick Weasley, aka Weasel, is a fun-loving college student with a wealthy homophobic jerk stepfather and a best friend, Jake Winston, whos just as gay as Weasel. When Jakes aunt dies, many from the publishing worldincluding Jasper, Weasels weasel of a stepfathergather at Winston Manor for the reading of the will, and Weasel is obligated to tag along.