Cover by Lee Marrs "Add-a-Breast" advertisement by Terry Richards I Loved a Vampire... and Lived by Michele Brand Yell Queen by Gary Hallgren Hot Breakfast by Shary Flenniken (as Melody Friendship) Henpeck Breaks Out by Willy Murphy My Fat Came Between Us by Aline Kominsky Ms Mary Worthless by anonymous Manhunt! by Gary Hallgren Little League by Ted Richards Dr. Reuben Ruined My Sex Life by Lora Fountain The Left-Overs: Boys Will Be Boys by Gary King Slum Goddess by Bobby London The Blow Job by Shelby Samson Can This Marriage Be Destroyed? by Ted Richards Calamity Jane Gets Her Man by Sharon Rudahl The Brassiere Charades (back cover) written by Gail Madonea, art by Lee Marrs


