He was a crying, talking, sleeping, walking, living troll! Einarr is awakened from a two hundred year slumber to find himself all at sea. Fortunately, the hunky Viking is rescued by a passing cruise liner where, once on board, he discovers the emphasis really is on cruising, because the passengers are all gay men out for a good time. Will he get to share the fun or will they toss the blond giant overboard once they discover his true identity?