Jurassichrist

It's time for Jesus to attempt his second coming, but linear time progression doesn't apply to extra-spatial deities, so he ends up coming 'again' long before the first time - the Jurassic period. Once he arrives, he is surprised to find himself in a weird civilization full of thunder lizards.

Jesus goes into Predator mode, arming himself to the teeth and slaughtering them wholesale, trying to find someone who's capable of nailing him to a cross so he can get back home, but dinosaurs don't have thumbs. What they do have are magical mythical metals, a sensible social contract and a bizarre, but seemingly decent civilization going. Mammals, however, are the most disgusting, rotten, violent things imaginable, and they seem to be evolving into something worse. Who is behind this forced evolution, and what could they stand to gain? Is heaven full of heroes or gibbering lunatics?

It's up to J.C. to set things right and stop the apocalypse with action, adventure, insanity and good ol' fashioned heresy!

Ficção científica / Humor, Comédia / Religião e Espiritualidade